Defcon Goon ((link))

These Goons manage the high-pressure, cash-only badge lines that are a hallmark of the conference. How to Become a Goon

One of the most confusing aspects for new attendees is the color system. Not all Goons are created equal. The color of the text on their black shirt dictates their level of authority and their specific function. defcon goon

Stories vary, but the archetype is consistent: A massive, bear-like individual (some say 6'8", 300lbs) with a deep, calm voice. He worked Red Goon duty for nearly a decade. Legend says he once resolved a potential knife fight between two rival hacking crews by sitting down between them, eating a bag of chips, and asking them to explain their code exploits to him. By the time the bag was empty, the crews were laughing and shaking hands. These Goons manage the high-pressure, cash-only badge lines

Imagine this: 30,000 people are packed into a hotel built for 8,000. The air conditioning is failing. The Wi-Fi is jammed. Alcohol is flowing. And every single person thinks they are the smartest person in the room. The color of the text on their black