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Also, laughter is a diaphragmatic activity. When you laugh hard, you squeeze your internal organs. Reading creates a feedback loop where you laugh, which makes you have to pee, which makes you laugh harder because you're afraid of peeing while reading about peeing.

Potty training is a high-stakes game of communication. One parent shared the story of teaching their son to "practice his aim." They later found him in his bedroom with pants at his ankles, carefully aiming into a series of Tupperware containers spread across the floor. It turns out, you have to be very specific about the practice should take place. High-Speed Solutions funny pee stories

“After my second kid, I sneezed while holding a cup of coffee. That’s it. That’s the story. I now do Kegels while reading the news. It’s not funny yet. But give me 10 years.” Also, laughter is a diaphragmatic activity

If you ask a random person their worst nightmare, "elevator malfunction" ranks high. If you ask someone who really needs to pee, "elevator malfunction" is a horror movie script. Potty training is a high-stakes game of communication

Halfway through my business, I hear my cat walk across my keyboard. Click. The camera turns on. Click. The mute turns off.

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