Major Payne Portable -

Their mission: Don’t get murdered by their new drill instructor.

, finds himself unable to cope with civilian life. He takes a job at a private academy to whip a group of misfit JROTC cadets into shape. Major Payne

Major Payne is not high art. It will never appear on the Criterion Collection. It is a movie about a mentally unhinged soldier who karate-chops a horse and threatens to shove a flute up a child's nose. Their mission: Don’t get murdered by their new